• If tattoos randomly appeared on your skin…
  • That was scary…
  • Please make it happen…
  • Intensive therapy…
  • The absolutely greatest disaster movie ever…
  • Did you hear about the killer?
  • Oh well she looks pret…what?
  • Burn calories fast…
  • Gimme five, cat!
  • Balloons
  • To the members of US Congress
  • Bad place to put a waste container