• Every goddamn night…
  • Life-Changing Discovery
  • The only true best friend a man will ever have
  • Zoo Warning Signs…
  • Never fall asleep early at a party…
  • Tryin’ to catch me…
  • Product name fail
  • Still waiting for it…
  • Meanwhile in Michigan…
  • Oh, hai. I upgraded your ram.
  • How hurricane Irene looks from space right now
  • When the teacher sees me chewing gum