• My daughter asked me for a nose ring…
  • You know you live in a rural area when the police vehicles look like this
  • Arnold on Microsoft Windows…
  • Inappropriate Bill…
  • I never asked for this…
  • Getting in an argument with a woman
  • You really are my girlfriend…
  • Wife being annoying?
  • When playing Grand Theft Auto…
  • Brain vs. Heart
  • Ian McKellen is awesome
  • Permanent top hat-cat