• Sassy Jesus…
  • Already too late…
  • The cat in the box…
  • Apples’ new emoticons…
  • Meanwhile in Johannesburg…
  • Harry Potter and The Rest of His Life
  • The only person who impresses McKayla Maroney…
  • Lines you wouldn’t hear in a superhero movie…
  • I would love some cereal right now…
  • My ex-girlfriend
  • Just an x-ray of someone drinking
  • Now that’s a kiss