• Disappointments in life…
  • Dragon Cat…
  • Does your dog bite?
  • Time to leave the ocean…
  • According to rap music…
  • He likes his women like he likes his board games…
  • I’m breaking up with you…
  • I feel like god…
  • The first thing I see on my Facebook…
  • Sorry little buddy…
  • Why did I unfriend you?
  • Worst. Charity. Ever.