• If aliens are looking at us…
  • Not the best choice for Halloween decorations…
  • Evil Plan…
  • I vant to derp your blood…
  • Worried about squirrels?
  • The worst cockblocker ever…
  • Ice cream surprise
  • I’ve done all these things
  • Give me my damn ice cream!
  • Now you’re 20% more manly
  • My chilhood was awesome
  • After the funeral, a Navy Seal’s dog refuses to leave