• The three most important items…
  • The weather forecast for this week…
  • A warning for the residents of Springfield…
  • Your mind gives up before your legs do…
  • Munchkins…
  • How The Simpsons solve a controversial problem…
  • When people pour my cereal…
  • Angry kitty
  • When you reach max level… you stop leveling
  • Uh Doctor, your thumbtack fell out…
  • This is how you take a picture: Dali, from the 1940s
  • Call the vet, the dog is broken