• Because of Science…
  • You only tweet once…
  • When I don’t answer my phone…
  • Fairytale Wedding
  • Will never understand it…
  • My life is a lie…
  • Not a chance
  • Wait for it…
  • How my girlfriend feels when I wake her up for sex
  • School supplies shopping: 90′s edition
  • Rawrr!
  • Just to make sure…