• Your mother’s eyes…
  • The way to happiness…
  • This, I need this in my mouth…
  • Typical girlfriend
  • What’s Jagermeister?
  • Matthew McConaughey can’t stand up by himself
  • Awesome Nike Sneakers
  • Asian pregnancy test
  • Every time I open a pack of gum in class…
  • When you eat it…
  • Get a Facebook
  • No, Jesus! I don’t want to go to heaven!