• You’re not weird, you’re one of a kind…
  • I’m never really sure…
  • Carpooling…
  • To every annoying Facebook user…
  • Meeting a friend in a bar at 3am…
  • Always invite the hero of time…
  • The German Turtle
  • When I go jogging…
  • Hop, hop, hop
  • Toe vs. table
  • The subtleties of our language
  • Did somebody say lettuce?