• How do I dog?
  • I guess you don’t need this then…
  • Did you just ‘nice’ your own joke?
  • Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
  • Hey vegans…
  • So this is how it begins…
  • “Please continue, I’m listening…”
  • Stop wasting precious Facebook megabites
  • How my girlfriend sees me when I help her clean
  • It’s mine now…
  • Fear mongering 101
  • Awesome family portrait