• If fire were water…
  • When I go to the mall and hear teenagers talk…
  • Prior to the 2012 NFL season…
  • People who use ‘married’ as relationship status
  • Take the vacuum cleaner…
  • Before all the grouchiness
  • Art Degrees…
  • Food coma
  • Dear diary…
  • Great plan
  • Barack Obama’s signature is totally a cartoon baby Tyrannosaurus playing with a ball of yarn
  • Personality Test