• Pre-unemployment drug test…
  • If you know what this is, you’re an old gamer
  • Why old books smell so good
  • My plan is ruined!
  • If gas gets any higher…
  • When women ask you for your opinion…
  • The future is going to be interesting
  • Do you know that feeling…
  • Boo!
  • Descriptive candy names
  • Oh…Sorry!
  • Always so awkward