• P.S. My bad…
  • Let the grump flow through you…
  • New favorite reptile…
  • Nemo, no!
  • I’m going to bed
  • Children’s books don’t mess around nowadays…
  • Grandad used to go to the store…
  • Why I don’t like the new Facebook Timeline…
  • They sent me to the benches…
  • Yo check out my crew!
  • Why aren’t you helping me? FINE! FIRE FOR EVERYONE!
  • Dramatic Facebook Statuses