• I made them…
  • Suspicious door…
  • Come again?
  • Every single radio station…
  • Me when a classmate knows my exam grade before I do…
  • Cold beer
  • Every time I go to the airport…
  • Not 18 anymore
  • Troll professor gets busted
  • Life is too short
  • A plastic surgeon’s business card
  • ‘What You Wrote’ vs ‘What You Meant’ vs ‘What You Actually Did’