• The neighbor got a wireless printer…
  • Scorpions are jerks…
  • Holy…
  • Pop music: before and after…
  • Dear mixtape DJs…
  • No, you move!
  • I changed my password
  • Every time I try to get off the internet…
  • God hates sin
  • Out of my way, this is monkey business…
  • How are you doing?
  • Always check seller feedback…