• I need one of these immediately…
  • Headshot!
  • I’m getting fixed?
  • Follow my advice…
  • What I’d like to do to all my Facebook contacts…
  • Every cute girl
  • Ice cream eating children
  • Censorship
  • Petting my cat…
  • I don’t insult people…
  • I made you some toast…
  • Apparently the continents can be rearranged to form a chicken