• It’s going to be a great story…
  • Growing old sucks…
  • Proud American…
  • Every Time I See Candy…
  • I got some chips…
  • Grumpy cat’s 9 lives…
  • Jeremy Clarkson on speed…
  • Whenever I hold the door open for others
  • Whoa…
  • First Rule of ‘Thesaurus Club’
  • Dreamers of dreams
  • Proof that girls are evil