• Get one of these and no one will get anywhere near your house…
  • Ask me about my shirt…
  • Oops, sorry…
  • Ermagerd ferrwerks!
  • How I dance
  • Jeff Goldblum playing piano for Zooey Deschanel and Jane Lynch
  • Gotta find something else to do…
  • That comment
  • Guys are like…
  • Don’t steal
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