• Evil Chicken Omelette
  • Time to stop messing around…
  • I don’t have birthdays…
  • When things go terribly wrong…
  • Look at my horse…
  • Sleeping Beauty’s castle was inspired by this one in Germany…
  • Every time I see a girl in big sunglasses…
  • iPhone chargers have gone too far
  • Scumbag dentist
  • What you want at that age
  • Applying for a job
  • Fail Satanist