• Thanks for petting me…
  • My friend fixed my chemistry book…
  • Should I text him back?
  • Alleged fun facts
  • How do I unbake a cake?
  • Jesus was not a rapper…
  • When faced with a problem…
  • Mister Paul
  • Siri knows the answer to all man’s problems…
  • Well played, horse…
  • I just realized how weird tortoises are…
  • Cat must have cereal