• Detention slips these days…
  • Guns don’t kill people…
  • Seeing a cute picture when I’m in a bad mood…
  • The four stages of life…
  • Helmets are too mainstream
  • Stop labeling me…
  • Awesome Guitar Boat
  • Just five friends having fun
  • Things to remember when you go out…
  • Order that pizza now!
  • How not to rob a Wendy’s
  • Oh man…