• A hauntingly beautiful whale statue in the middle of the woods…
  • For a good time…
  • Shut up and take my candy…
  • This isn’t madness…
  • A true friend
  • Some girls are too complicated…
  • That would explain everything
  • The Universe Hates Me…
  • Well here’s your problem right here…
  • My specialty
  • The Pope’s faith in God
  • Not cool, ostrich, not cool