• God plays The Sims…
  • Just do it, Santa…
  • Santa saw your pictures…
  • Ridiculous Photogenic Football Player…
  • Plank…
  • Crawling in my beer…
  • Biggest Lie in My College Life
  • Yep. Sounds about right.
  • Well played, brick
  • Bat mobile
  • When I was 17…
  • Cleavage