• Every time I order something online…
  • I clean real good…
  • Why your day has been so swell…
  • Some people can’t spell ‘lactose intolerant’…
  • Brace yourselves, zombies are coming…
  • Children’s books don’t mess around nowadays…
  • The Most Common Birth Dates
  • How I feel after a night of drinking…
  • Jeff Bridges playing peek-a-boo with the kids while visiting the Greyston Foundation in NY
  • Aging…
  • Kitten bro fist
  • Flying Peacock