• That’s my girl…
  • It’s not an excuse…
  • Could it possibly be…
  • Oh, Prince Charles…
  • Best review of Twilight ever written…
  • Moves Like Jäger
  • Maybe someday…
  • When I open my wallet to check how much money I have left for the month…
  • After someone tells me they haven’t seen ‘Fight Club’
  • When the teacher catches me chewing gum in class
  • Bear Grylls dressed as a ninja
  • Dig my new hairdo?