• The distance from Earth to the Moon…
  • There’s no winning…
  • Cupcakes in dollar store champagne flutes…
  • Every time I try to be suave…
  • Siri ruined my hope for a relationship…
  • Zombie finger
  • Every dog in the world…
  • If plan ‘A’ didn’t work…
  • Out of my way
  • Touché, ancient guys…
  • Lego Milhouse
  • Koleston natural hair ad