• Laziness has reached new heights…
  • Look. Look at it…
  • Every summer night…
  • Always suspected something was fishy…
  • How adulthood works
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  • Every time I flush the toilet at someone else’s house
  • No, this is the problem
  • A fridge that uses gel to keep things cool
  • When my girlfriend and my ex talk to each other on my facebook wall…
  • How fast you can wake up
  • Rest in peace