• Growing old sucks…
  • Jingle Bells…
  • How I got these scars…
  • The issue of gay marriage
  • Sure Panda…
  • When you were younger…
  • There’s nothing like cold, hard, cash…
  • You know you’ve done it too…
  • Pretty damn soon
  • Cute Overload
  • A Panda Being a Dick
  • “Hey Mom, I think you are confused”