• You, who are?
  • When I fight with my girlfriend over text…
  • Welcome to the jungle…
  • A gravestone commissioned by a widow to express her eternal love
  • You use it all the time…
  • When people ask dumb questions…
  • Why does this happen?
  • First Law of Mario Kartology
  • My handwriting
  • Now entering…
  • Don’t like me?
  • Money can’t buy happiness