• Where I should be right now…
  • Cheer up, Squidward…
  • Diet plan…
  • But mostly the second one…
  • Extra Life…
  • The logic of female shoppers…
  • Lamborghini Ankonian, AKA the Batmobile you can buy
  • I love animals
  • Barney’s logic
  • An Old Italian Gentleman
  • Can you swim?
  • When I know my girlfriend is watching me…