• Pinnochio, you clever bastard…
  • Not everyone can move their nose…
  • I can’t see!
  • This wasn’t a good idea…
  • Everyone On Google Today…
  • I shall use this line next time…
  • How to get free lunch
  • She never suspects anything
  • How you know when you’ve had enough to drink
  • Setting your alarm half an hour earlier…
  • And somehow people hate their jobs
  • How some women see the world