• When people can’t spell ‘hypocrites’
  • In case of fire, you know what to do…
  • Eaten by sharks
  • Men in the baby food department
  • Quite…
  • Whenever my girlfriend says her dad is coming home…
  • Dear Face Wash Commercials…
  • Favorite Disney singers
  • Nyan cat reality
  • Just a little piece…
  • I don’t think he lives up to his name
  • I swear to God…