• Every time I hear a Texan say this…
  • Happy Holidays…
  • Riding a bike has never been more awesome
  • Every time someone types LMAO…
  • When you reach max level…
  • Bed Cartography
  • What do you think you’re doing?
  • Mona Lisa was from Jersey
  • Facebook troll dad
  • Tautology Clock
  • You sad, bro?
  • Go away bird, I’m eating my morning nut.