• Yes, yes you are…
  • Hey guys look at that!
  • When I can’t get out of bed in the morning…
  • Daylight saving time
  • Come at me, bro
  • A man walks into a bar…
  • I’m single by choice
  • The logic is flawless
  • Rich politicians
  • “Whoa… you just blew my mind.”
  • Suuure it’s ‘thick milk’…
  • “Always thinking of my lady”