• The solution to every problem…
  • Everything I’ve Known Is a Lie…
  • Parenting level expert…
  • That’s not Alan, that’s Steve…
  • Protective Dad
  • I’m out, world…
  • Time for some noodles
  • How you know you’re getting old
  • Some guys attending the first space shuttle showing
  • A drawing of a goat
  • That’s how I roll
  • “Always thinking of my lady”