• If Harry Potter was made by Disney…
  • One beer a day…
  • The perfect woman according to the Internet…
  • When I go to the mall and hear teenagers talk…
  • The perks of being left handed…
  • When people go underwater in movies…
  • I hate racism
  • Schrödinger’s cat is…
  • Reunion
  • A better palindrome
  • Watching my girlfriend play Portal
  • In a relationship