• Hello, Redneck towing? I’ve got a job for you
  • Everybody raise your hand…
  • I wasn’t mad…
  • That special time of the month…
  • My plan is ruined!
  • Always check seller feedback…
  • Every time I see someone who has gotten lip injections…
  • I hate bears!
  • The Douche
  • Giving a friend in need something to drink
  • Pokémon eggs
  • Say What?