• Swordfishes don’t usually think things through…
  • You know you’re in a bad restaurant when…
  • This wasn’t a good idea…
  • I’m still watching you
  • School is killing us
  • Say it slowly…
  • People who claim to be insomniacs
  • Texting
  • Usually how my weekends go…
  • The ultimate story-topper
  • Coca Cola glass can
  • Finger love