• Oh food, you understand me…
  • Just this place…
  • Choking Hazard…
  • Lines you wouldn’t hear in a superhero movie…
  • That’s what it feels like…
  • Watermelon Lion
  • Probably the greatest picture to ever be taken
  • Pervert vs. artist
  • How to repair anything
  • My bed is trying to get me fired
  • The three way bridge
  • My ex-wife