• When I study for an exam…
  • Was going to tell a pun…
  • Oh crap, the police!
  • Best review of Twilight ever written…
  • A heart? Please…
  • Target Acquired
  • How my hair looks…
  • Never agree to babysit the neighbors kids again
  • Mater in real life
  • “How you doing?”
  • Inappropriate Bill Clinton
  • I got this