• China Apple Store is being really honest…
  • I heard you really like Nutella…
  • Maybe you should eat makeup…
  • Protect me dude…
  • We all have superpowers…
  • I am God
  • What’s your animal name?
  • Getting lucky with twins…
  • Success is like being pregnant
  • Just had a bad dream
  • I couldn’t believe it at first
  • I’m a hoers