• This always happens…
  • Since nothing actually happened…
  • He was still new…
  • Me – 1, Fourth Grade Math Teacher – 0
  • Justice is calling me
  • Human genius
  • Worst breakup ever
  • Tron Ancestry
  • Hipster protester
  • Your name will never be this awesome
  • Silly bird, that is not a hat. You’re not even a person.
  • Stairway to Heaven