• Weather for lazy people…
  • Ain’t nobody got time for legs…
  • Two kinds of people…
  • When I meet a nice girl…
  • Why You Should Grow a Giant Beard
  • How I used to imagine Egypt as a kid…
  • The Circlebeard
  • Put your tongue back in, Jerry.
  • Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
  • A man with his dog after the tornado in Alabama
  • Petting my cat…
  • Are we talking about the weather, or my ex-girlfriend?