• Your tattoo describes your personality…
  • Keep your eye on the ball…
  • How to tell someone ran a marathon…
  • Famous Last Words
  • What you do when you like somebody
  • After 5 minutes of studying…
  • Helpdesk issues
  • Sigh…
  • You spelled it wrong
  • Excuse my bad English
  • Speed limit
  • Just some guy taking a piss