• Still a better vampire than Edward Cullen…
  • Me, jog?
  • Now is not the time…
  • Poor rabbit…
  • Might I inquire…
  • I want to go back in time…
  • Me after I realize I sent a drunk text message to my ex
  • The absolute worst things in the world
  • Welcome to the family
  • My exact reaction
  • Thirteen year old me
  • Mommy, how did I get here?