• Maury Christmas…
  • I heard you really like Nutella…
  • Need something?
  • My roommate just left me this…
  • Only in Portland, Oregon
  • Wrong number gone too far…
  • Home is where…
  • So much ruined childhood…
  • Reaction to most Facebook statuses
  • Putting the ‘ninja’ back in ‘ninja turtles’
  • I want to like people…
  • OK mom I’m clean, cut it out…