• Why I joined the army…
  • Three for the elven kings…
  • A new level of lyrical depth…
  • Friendzoned Scorpion
  • Draw me like one of your French girls Jack…
  • Dumbo got to second base with Katy Perry
  • So this is what they meant by ‘forever alone’
  • Personality matters
  • The real philosophical question
  • Environmentally friendly
  • Oh man…
  • So THAT’S why my hands bled…