• Whenever I have to force shutdown…
  • Things I say while I’m driving…
  • A shark attack
  • Socially awkward penguin at the zoo…
  • Direct eye contact…
  • Screw reptiles
  • How I feel every weekend…
  • One cool corvid
  • Public transportation
  • Jewish God insists…
  • Agreed
  • Humans make me cry every time