• How to apply toilet paper…
  • Second Place Sucks…
  • Sleep Talking…
  • Hipsters
  • Soon… or later, I’m kinda warm.
  • My ear broke…
  • Tonight I want it dirty
  • How I felt when Congress said pizza is a vegetable
  • Don’t adjust your mind, there is a fault in reality
  • Banana hammock
  • You monster
  • Cute & original
Comments
  1. Surprised as hell

    11:58 am

    HOLY FRAKKIN HELL!