• Buy two hamsters
  • Dyslexic Caps Lock…
  • It’s not a phobia…
  • Beer/Shot Glass
  • Every time I deal with irritable people…
  • Helpful tennis ball
  • Too late to be saved…
  • Me Boosta…
  • Some things just can’t be explained…
  • Party hard!
  • If it looks stupid…
  • I’m Watering a Shoe, F*ck Off