• If I fits, I…ah crap!
  • How names work…
  • I can’t go out…
  • This is the Matrix…
  • Coffee with Jesus…
  • Third World kid gets lucky…
  • Disappointed parents
  • Do I get some food if I do this?
  • Meanwhile in Ireland…
  • Toilet paper rage
  • I don’t understand the USA
  • The way magic works